We had some additional questions come up, with regard to lap dances. So if you’d like some more tips, I’ll do my best here to answer these new questions.
HOW DO YOU ASK FOR A LAP DANCE?
I’ve never seen a strip club that didn’t have a room for lap dances. There’s a few different names for them – the VIP room, the private dance Lounge, the champagne room. It’s all the same thing usually. Although Vegas typically has some pretty enjoyable additional options.
Anyway, the easiest thing is just to ask the dancer you like the most if she’s free for a private dance later. Okay, “free” might not be the right word. Available. Available is a much better word. Tell her you’d like to dance. She’ll tell you she’ll come back and get you later. Sit back and chill. She’ll come to get you when she has the time. Simple as that.
SIT BACK, RELAX, AND LET THE DANCER DO HER THING.
So she comes to get you and asks you if you still want a dance, and of course, you do. So what’s next? Follow her back to the room, wherever that maybe, sit down, relax, and let her do her thing. Trust me she’s done this a lot more times than you have. Unless you’re me. And then you might actually give her a run for her money.
SHE IS IN CHARGE OF TOUCH
So the next question that inevitably gets asked is how much are you allowed to touch. The answer to this question is very simple. She is in charge of touch. For the most part, that means you sit there happily, and she does all the touching. As I’ve mentioned in previous blog posts, occasionally you’ll find a dancer who’s comfortable letting you know where you’re allowed to touch her. But the important part is to never make any assumptions. That’s a really fast way to get yourself kicked out of a club.
KNOW THE HOUSE RULES
As a matter of fact it’s pretty safe to say you should just make it a point to know the house rules about everything before you start your lap dance. Obviously I can’t speak for everyone, but I’ve got enough experience to tell you about some general recommendations here.
DON’T GET DRUNK
Firstly it’s a pretty smart idea to not get too drunk. I’ve seen so many guys get escorted out, simply because they were too drunk and made people uncomfortable. That’s a pretty boring and crappy way to end your night.
BE CLEAN
Next be clean. Yes the dancers are there for work, and they do a lot of dancing for a lot of people. But they still get to decide who they do private dances for. And if you smell or you are obviously not very hygienic, they’re going to avoid you all night long. I mean honestly that’s a pretty obvious rule for anyone at any time of day, no matter where you are. But I feel like I should point it out here especially.
WHAT TO WEAR
And while we’re on the subject of cleanliness, let me just go ahead and say you will have a lot more fun if you dress nicely. I mean sure the place might let you in wearing sweatpants. That’s their business. But how much attention do you think you’re going to get from the hottest girls, if you go in looking like a slob? They’re going to do their dances for someone else. I know that seems like common sense, but some people just don’t have much of that, and I suppose I still have to bring it up.
DON’T RECORD
Speaking of things that I really shouldn’t have to mention, but I guess I will anyway…don’t take out your phone and start recording things. and I’m not just talking about the dancers on the stage or one who might be giving you a lap dance. Don’t use your phone to take a picture or video of anything… Not even if you think it’s just a picture of you and your friends. You will instantly be kicked out of the club. It’s not just about the dancers. There are people there who do not want to be seen, and they damn sure don’t want to be photographed or seen on video.
OTHER ADVICE
PAYING FOR A LAP DANCE
Let’s hit a few other topics here based on some questions. One such question was about paying the dancer for your lap dance. Paying for a lap dance is easy. After she finishes dancing, she’s going to ask you if you want another one. If you’re ready to leave you say, “no that was awesome. Thank you. How much do I owe you?” She will tell you, and you can decide whether or not you’re going to tip on top of that amount based on her quality of services.
TIPPING
Speaking of tipping, I have a couple of suggestions for you. If you only plan on getting one dance, you should make sure you get enough to give your dancer a tip, because she’s probably going to do a great job. That’s not to say I haven’t seen some dancers who really didn’t seem to care and therefore didn’t earn a tip. But that is seriously really rare. The other thing you might consider doing is getting two or three dances in a row, so she makes double or triple the money, and you can double or triple the pleasure. If I ask for multiple dances in a row, I seldom tip on top of that, unless it was just absolutely amazing. And sometimes it is worth every penny I have in my pocket.
DON’T BE AFRAID TO SAY NO
That does bring it to the next topic though. You can’t be afraid to say no. If you don’t learn how to say no, you’re going to get five or six dances in a row. You’ll be headed for the ATM, and she’ll be hot on your tail, making sure she gets her money which is just uncomfortable for everybody.
HAVE ENOUGH MONEY
Therefore you need to decide how much money you are willing to spend and make sure you have that amount with you. Then make sure you stop before you run out of money. It’s pretty simple really. strip clubs are a lot of fun. And you need to make sure you bring enough money to continue having fun, and you take good care of these gorgeous girls who are making your night so enjoyable.
